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The Vampire's Special Colombian-Blend Coffee

Mop & Bucket Sold Separately.

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    Basic Info
    Name:Nick, Get The Mop & Bucket!
    Birthdate:10-03
    Website:Zagger Zoo
    Bio
    My fanfic archive: [info]nowhere_not_now, go have a looksie.

    You can call me Tish, but don't call me a cab.

    You might find the odd bit of 'adult content' here, so kiddies might want to wander off and read their brother's porno collection under their mattress, or something.

    I was born and haven't quite managed to die yet. Though there was that incident with my mother and the chainsaw...

    What? You want a REAL biography? Bollocks to that, I come here to get away from real life!
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    42, alex walkinshaw, alternative music, anthony morgan, anthony weiner, astronomy, ayman mohyeldin, badger badger badger, baiting creationists, bill bailey, blixa bargeld, cameron bruce, carl sagan, cats, chainsaws, change you can fucking believe in, cheesecake, chocolate, chris simmons, christopher priest, computers, dan is a muppet, david dixon, dirty 3, einstürzende neubauten, evolution, fanfic, fat bob smith, femmeslash, films, fuck you kill you allrightiloveyoubye, gabriel byrne, greg fleet, groucho marx, gud, h0rs, handcuffs, harlan ellison, i luv baracknroll, jason isaacs, jean-philippe écoffey, john safran, john simm, jon stewart, jon wright, judith lucy, keep censoring interests, lawrence pearce, mah b!tches, mango!sex, mathieu kassovitz, michelle our belle, mick moriarty, miss itchy, monkeys, my hsuband rahm emanuel, new order, nick cave, nick klein, night junkies, ninja chief of staff, nixa, nudienickers, paul dinello, paul mcdermott, paul mcgann, rahm emanuel, rahm fucking kills you, rahm fucks you ded, rené zagger, romane bohringer, science, sending you dead fish, sexy jewish guys, siouxsie sioux, skeptics, slash, sleeping in the daytime, smiffy, stabbing with dead fish, stalking semi-obscure writer/directors, stephen colbert, suzanne maddock, tardis pr0n, technology, the bill, the cure, the west wing, the-gay-businessman-dance, think of the children!, tissue compression eliminators, troll baiting, vampire movies, vampires, vincent cassel, wild monkey sex, wixa, zain nadir, zomg!internet

    Schools:

    Coal Hill School - Hackney, England - Greater London, United Kingdom (1903 - 1963)
    Prydonian Academy - Gallifrey, County Dublin, Ireland (1963 - present)
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